At the ‘69 CSH Annual Ball
My parents met in this very same hall
I’m thankful they partied off the wall
Or else, my siblings and I wouldn’t have existed at all!
Of course we were not conceived the very night!
That would’ve given my grandparents a fright
Something must’ve happened that night
Something must’ve set the mood right!

I welcome you all to this half-century ball
We have 550 people in the hall y’all!
So give yourselves a round of applause
You have all come for very good cause
Speech taken from Alumni Gala Dinner (3rd Nov 2018)